Jesus, There You Are

So while browsing around online, and checking out many other blogs so that I could steal some ideas and make them my own, I came across this site.

"The Top 10 Oddball Jesus Sightings."

The guys (or guy... I don't know how many there are) over at 'The Shark Guys' (I'm guessing it's guys since it says 'Guys' in the title) have posted a somewhat interesting, and semi-funny blog about the Top 10 Jesus sighting. No not real sightings like Alien or Bigfoot sighting. That is unless you found Bigfoot in your grilled cheese. But Jesus sightings as in his face in the most bizarre and random objects. Apparently Jesus shows himself all the time. Only he's in our food. Or sofa. That's odd of him. I would feel like a complete jackass if I prayed to a sandwich every night. So I'm just not going to do that. From looking at this list you can see that people have found Jesus in a variety of objects. So I devised a plan so that you at home can also find Jesus in whatever the hell you would like to. And maybe if your lucky, make some cash off that hippy.

Just simply print out this stencil, cut it out very dangerously with the sharpest blade you can find, and place it on any object that you wish to pray to. Then all you do is paint it, burn it, or whatever you would like to do to make his face stick. Put it on your food, a chair, your neighbors dog, or your girlfriends vagina. It doesn't matter. With this stencil the possibilities are endless. Just like Jesus.