Thou Shalt Pay for Thy Cowardly Blow

So I just read this story (it's probably old) about a guy who went to a costume party dressed as Thor, and later returned home only to find that a burglar had broken into his house. Torvald Alexander of Edinburgh, Scotland, who is 6ft. and a construction firm manager, said he was attending a fancy dress up New Year's party, and since he has a Norwegian name, he decided to go as Thor. And being decked out in a red cape, and silver winged helmet, said that the mans eyes grew wide with terror the moment he saw him. And I'm sure if he had the Thor Hammer, it would have been even more frightening for the poor intruder. Apparently the guy had one to many drinks and decided to pull a late night break in. But he sure as hell didn't expect the God of Thunder to arrive. Luckily the guy didn't have time to steal anything. But I wonder... imagine if he was dressed up as something else and returned home to the burglar. So I thought about it. What would be the most fucked up thing that could find you breaking into their house? And then it came to me. One of these guys.