Shock-O-Lantern

Nothing says 'Happy Halloween' like a beautifully carved jack-o-lantern.

And nothing says 'What the fuck?' like a beautifully carved jack-o-lantern that takes its theme from one of the worst internet memes of all time.

I give to you... The Goatse Pumpkin

Isn't this what you have always wanted? I don't know what the fuck I would do if I saw this in front of someones house. I guess one of two things would happen. I would laugh and award the guy '1 internetz' for his creative genius. Or, I would smash the pumpkin and repeatedly kick the guy in the balls until he was coughing up blood.