Trick-Or-Treat

Hot chicks in slutty little costumes. Isn't that what Halloween is all about? It is for me. That's for sure. It's definitely a reason for guys to go out to Halloween parties. Fuck the candy. There's nothing like a hot girl in a little outfit showing off all her goods that you'll never get. Bummer.

On a brighter note, I've put together a little list that I think you will enjoy. Hopefully. I know I enjoy it. I enjoyed putting it together at least. If that counts for anything. Anyway... this is a little Halloween inspired list that I like to call 'The Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes'.

#10. Nemo
This may be the weirdest  form of beastiality ever.

#9. Alice in Wonderland

Listening to "White Rabbit" will never be the same. (Should have used a mushroom joke)

 

#8. A Nun

Fucking Christ! Is what she does best. Goes perfect with a Priest costume. Of course.

 

#7. Convict

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'jailbait'.

 

#6. A Ghostbuster

I'd sure like to Slimer. Get it?

 

#5. Police Officer

Now I hate cops, but this is nice.

#4. Chun Li from Street Fighter
Now this is badass! Only way it could get more badass is if she could roundhouse kick anyone who says something sexual to her.

 

#3. Fook Mi & Fook Yu

That gum commercial is still right. Being Asian should be a requirement. Nothing more stupid than a blonde girl with a southern accent named Fook Yu.

 

#2. German Beer Girl

Hallo hübsche Dame! This might be my favorite. Kills 2 birds with one stone. Sexy girl in sexy outfit, and beer.

 

#1. Pirate

Guess what? I lied. This is my favorite. Cause Pirates are cool. Swab the Deck! Arrggg! Semen! Blah Blah

REMINDER: Not everyone can make these costumes look 'sexy'.