Congratulations! You Suck!

This post is long over due. They need shit loads more of these. Everywhere. TV, radio, internet, newspapers, and magazines. Fuck, even billboards. Blast the fuckers. I know everyone has been waiting for this, and I'm going to give it to you. I don't need to explain anything because this post needs no introduction.

'The Top 10 People Who Suck At Life'

#10. Straight Edge

 

Doing nothing has never been more hard-core.

#9. Frat/Sorority Members

 

Does anyone other than you really care? Probably not.

#8. Bad Parents

 
Castration! Double Castration! 

#7. Rednecks/White Trash
 
It's not his fault that his dad, brother, and uncle are the same person.

#6. Stuck Up People

 
Nothing like an over whelming sense of undeserved accomplishment.

#5. Emo Kids
 

Since when was being a whiny pussy in make up and girl jeans popular?

#4. Posers

 

When being yourself is not an option. 

#3. Douche Bags

 

Look up "suck" in the dictionary and you'll find this guy.

#2. Religious Freaks

 

Jesus loves everyone. Except you. He hates you.

#1. Racists

 

 Hating a person because of their color. Makes sense.